everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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