TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
operation have a gay friend backfired
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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