New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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