Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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