How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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