evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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