I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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