I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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