chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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