hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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