she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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