I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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