The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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