Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
