Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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