I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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