your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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