her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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