It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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