you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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