Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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