We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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