I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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