So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
