i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i out mim tonsoeep
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