so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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