I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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