ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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