I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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