we have pet lesbian snakes
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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