brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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