Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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