we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i out mim tonsoeep
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