The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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