How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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