2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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