threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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