You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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