Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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