I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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