But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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