glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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