if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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