why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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