He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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