Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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