I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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