so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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