Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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