Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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