The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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