Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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