Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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