Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
