And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
