nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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