on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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